Super
Original: Super on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Doctor (bald man in white coat, holding a tablet/clipboard, facing Superman): I'm sorry Superman. There's been a recent uptick in early-onset cancer cancer among... you.
Caption beneath the panel: Studies find a 100% increase in super-death resulting from environmental micro-kryptonite.
Votey:
(All Lex would have to do to kill Superman is make kryptonite a required fossil fuel additive)
Doctor (bald man in white coat, holding a tablet/clipboard, facing Superman): I'm sorry Superman. There's been a recent uptick in early-onset cancer cancer among... you.
Caption beneath the panel: Studies find a 100% increase in super-death resulting from environmental micro-kryptonite.
Votey:
(All Lex would have to do to kill Superman is make kryptonite a required fossil fuel additive)
Alt text
A two-panel-style single comic. A bald doctor in a white coat holds a tablet and addresses Superman, who looks worried: "I'm sorry Superman. There's been a recent uptick in early-onset cancer cancer among... you." A caption below reads: "Studies find a 100% increase in super-death resulting from environmental micro-kryptonite." The joke is that Superman is the only Kryptonian, so an 'uptick among his demographic' is a sample size of one. The votey (aftercomic) is hand-lettered text reading: "(All Lex would have to do to kill Superman is make kryptonite a required fossil fuel additive)" — suggesting Lex Luthor could poison Superman by spreading kryptonite through the environment via fuel.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.