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Original: Up on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Doctor (a bald man in a white coat and round glasses): I'm afraid you have updawg.
Panel 2:
Patient (a man with flame-like orange hair, in a green shirt): What's updawg?
Panel 3 (silhouetted figures against a black background):
Doctor: An unfortunately-named protein that causes aggressive cancer.
Panel 4:
Patient (silhouetted): Dawg...
Doctor: "Dawg" is the benign variant.
Votey:
Caption / Doctor (off-panel): YOUR LEVELS OF DAWG ARE DANGEROUSLY UPREGULATED
(Shown over a close-up of the patient's worried face.)
Doctor (a bald man in a white coat and round glasses): I'm afraid you have updawg.
Panel 2:
Patient (a man with flame-like orange hair, in a green shirt): What's updawg?
Panel 3 (silhouetted figures against a black background):
Doctor: An unfortunately-named protein that causes aggressive cancer.
Panel 4:
Patient (silhouetted): Dawg...
Doctor: "Dawg" is the benign variant.
Votey:
Caption / Doctor (off-panel): YOUR LEVELS OF DAWG ARE DANGEROUSLY UPREGULATED
(Shown over a close-up of the patient's worried face.)
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a bald doctor in a white coat and round glasses tells his patient, "I'm afraid you have updawg." Panel 2: the patient, a man with flame-like orange hair in a green shirt, asks, "What's updawg?" Panel 3: shown as black silhouettes, the doctor explains, "An unfortunately-named protein that causes aggressive cancer." Panel 4: the patient, still in silhouette, says "Dawg..." and the doctor replies, "'Dawg' is the benign variant." The joke turns the classic "what's updawg" prank into a medical diagnosis. Votey: a close-up of the patient's worried face with the caption "YOUR LEVELS OF DAWG ARE DANGEROUSLY UPREGULATED."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.