Water
Original: Water on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (tied up, distressed): No! No more water! I can barely breathe!
Off-panel voice (a plant, shown as a dark spiky silhouette): But humans like water! They always need more water! Now OPEN WIDE.
Caption (below panel): After decades of suffering, Steve's houseplants finally exact their revenge.
Votey:
The plant (a small potted houseplant silhouette): Just kidding. I don't have the kind of central nervous system required for language and complex actions. You're good.
Man (tied up, distressed): No! No more water! I can barely breathe!
Off-panel voice (a plant, shown as a dark spiky silhouette): But humans like water! They always need more water! Now OPEN WIDE.
Caption (below panel): After decades of suffering, Steve's houseplants finally exact their revenge.
Votey:
The plant (a small potted houseplant silhouette): Just kidding. I don't have the kind of central nervous system required for language and complex actions. You're good.
Alt text
A green-background comic. A frightened man with graying hair, bound with ropes around his torso, cries out, "No! No more water! I can barely breathe!" A dark spiky plant silhouette looming beside him replies, "But humans like water! They always need more water! Now OPEN WIDE." A caption below reads: "After decades of suffering, Steve's houseplants finally exact their revenge." In the votey aftercomic, a small potted houseplant says, "Just kidding. I don't have the kind of central nervous system required for language and complex actions. You're good."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.