Curses
Original: Curses on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Setting: An all-black background with white speech balloons. No characters are drawn; only dialogue floats in the void.
Speech balloon (upper left): "CURSES! THERE MUST BE KRYPTONITE NEARBY!"
Speech balloon (middle right): "CLARK, PLEASE."
Speech balloon (lower left): "LUTHOR! SHOW YOURSELF!"
Caption (below panel): Late in life, Superman was unable to accept his erectile dysfunction.
Votey:
A single speech balloon: "KRYPTONITE IS ALSO TO BLAME FOR MY GAMBLING PROBLEM."
Speech balloon (upper left): "CURSES! THERE MUST BE KRYPTONITE NEARBY!"
Speech balloon (middle right): "CLARK, PLEASE."
Speech balloon (lower left): "LUTHOR! SHOW YOURSELF!"
Caption (below panel): Late in life, Superman was unable to accept his erectile dysfunction.
Votey:
A single speech balloon: "KRYPTONITE IS ALSO TO BLAME FOR MY GAMBLING PROBLEM."
Alt text
A single-panel comic on a solid black background showing only floating white speech balloons, no characters drawn. An upper-left balloon shouts "CURSES! THERE MUST BE KRYPTONITE NEARBY!" A balloon on the right replies wearily, "CLARK, PLEASE." A lower-left balloon insists, "LUTHOR! SHOW YOURSELF!" The caption beneath reads: "Late in life, Superman was unable to accept his erectile dysfunction." The joke: an aging Superman blames kryptonite for his impotence rather than admitting the real cause, while his partner sighs and uses his real name, Clark. Votey (aftercomic): a small attached panel with one speech balloon reading "KRYPTONITE IS ALSO TO BLAME FOR MY GAMBLING PROBLEM," extending the running gag of him blaming kryptonite for every personal failing.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.