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Invisible

Original: Invisible on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with flame-like (red) hair: I love the way the world treats you when you have a baby.

Panel 2:
Man with flame-like hair: A single guy alone isn't a welcome presence most places. Somehow, you're both ignored and distrusted.

Panel 3:
(The man holds a baby in a chest carrier.)

Panel 4 (thought):
Man with flame-like hair (thinking): Put a baby in his hands and everyone wants to know what's up with that guy!

Panel 5:
A police officer / bald man: Sir! You are under arrest for kidnapping!
Man with flame-like hair (grinning, holding the baby, flanked by two stern men): I matter!

Votey:
Man with flame-like hair (wide-eyed, alarmed expression): I found this baby! It was left in a daycare!

Alt text

A five-panel comic. A cheerful man with spiky flame-like red hair muses: "I love the way the world treats you when you have a baby." He continues: "A single guy alone isn't a welcome presence most places. Somehow, you're both ignored and distrusted." A panel shows him with a baby strapped to his chest in a carrier. He thinks happily: "Put a baby in his hands and everyone wants to know what's up with that guy!" In the final panel, a bald man declares, "Sir! You are under arrest for kidnapping!" while two stern men flank the grinning red-haired man, who beams and exclaims, "I matter!" Votey: A close-up of the red-haired man with a wide-eyed, alarmed face saying, "I found this baby! It was left in a daycare!" — revealing the baby isn't his and explaining the kidnapping accusation.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.