Serve
Original: Serve on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Process server (a man in a black suit and tie, holding papers): SIR, I was sent by your wife to serve you these papers.
(A man in a red shirt sits at a desk with a computer.)
Panel 2:
Man in red shirt (looking distressed): What? But I love her. And she loves...
Panel 3:
Man in red shirt (holding the papers, examining them): This is construction paper. It's blank.
(The process server stands beside him.)
Panel 4:
Process server: She also sent crayons and horsie stencils.
Man in red shirt (arms raised in joy): HOORAY!!
(The server holds a banana and a pink stencil sheet.)
Votey:
Man in red shirt: So she isn't divorcing me.?
Process server: Nayyyyyyy.
Process server (a man in a black suit and tie, holding papers): SIR, I was sent by your wife to serve you these papers.
(A man in a red shirt sits at a desk with a computer.)
Panel 2:
Man in red shirt (looking distressed): What? But I love her. And she loves...
Panel 3:
Man in red shirt (holding the papers, examining them): This is construction paper. It's blank.
(The process server stands beside him.)
Panel 4:
Process server: She also sent crayons and horsie stencils.
Man in red shirt (arms raised in joy): HOORAY!!
(The server holds a banana and a pink stencil sheet.)
Votey:
Man in red shirt: So she isn't divorcing me.?
Process server: Nayyyyyyy.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man in a black suit holding papers tells a man in a red shirt seated at a computer, "Sir, I was sent by your wife to serve you these papers." Panel 2: The seated man, now looking shocked and hurt, says, "What? But I love her. And she loves..." Panel 3: The man examines the papers and says, "This is construction paper. It's blank." Panel 4: The suited man says, "She also sent crayons and horsie stencils," while holding a banana and a pink stencil sheet; the man in red throws his arms up and cheers "HOORAY!!"
Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the two men. The man in red asks, "So she isn't divorcing me?" The suited man, deadpan, replies with a horse pun: "Nayyyyyyy."
Votey (aftercomic): A close-up of the two men. The man in red asks, "So she isn't divorcing me?" The suited man, deadpan, replies with a horse pun: "Nayyyyyyy."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.