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Original: Up on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with teal hair sits reading a manga/book; a red-haired man stands behind her.
Woman: Dammit, what is with mangas just randomly having upskirt shots?
Panel 2:
The red-haired man leans in.
Man: You object to the objectification?
Woman: No, to the location!
Panel 3:
Close-up on the woman, looking annoyed/intense.
Woman: Why not do it in the one country where EVERYONE is a target?
Panel 4:
Wordless. The Pope, in full vestments (mitre and holding a crozier/staff), is shown from behind with his robes flipped up in an upskirt shot, flanked by clergy/cardinals in red. No dialogue.
Votey:
A crude hand-drawn Pope (in mitre, holding a crozier) stands with a speech bubble above.
Pope: HABEMUS PANCHIRA!
A woman with teal hair sits reading a manga/book; a red-haired man stands behind her.
Woman: Dammit, what is with mangas just randomly having upskirt shots?
Panel 2:
The red-haired man leans in.
Man: You object to the objectification?
Woman: No, to the location!
Panel 3:
Close-up on the woman, looking annoyed/intense.
Woman: Why not do it in the one country where EVERYONE is a target?
Panel 4:
Wordless. The Pope, in full vestments (mitre and holding a crozier/staff), is shown from behind with his robes flipped up in an upskirt shot, flanked by clergy/cardinals in red. No dialogue.
Votey:
A crude hand-drawn Pope (in mitre, holding a crozier) stands with a speech bubble above.
Pope: HABEMUS PANCHIRA!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a teal-haired woman reads a manga while a red-haired man stands behind her; she says, "Dammit, what is with mangas just randomly having upskirt shots?" Panel 2: the man asks, "You object to the objectification?" and she replies, "No, to the location!" Panel 3: a close-up of her annoyed face as she says, "Why not do it in the one country where EVERYONE is a target?" Panel 4: wordless punchline — the Pope, in mitre and holding a crozier, is drawn from behind with his vestments flipped up in an upskirt shot, flanked by red-robed clergy, applying the manga upskirt trope to Vatican City. Votey: a crudely drawn Pope in mitre with a crozier announces in a speech bubble, "HABEMUS PANCHIRA!" — a pun on the papal-election phrase "Habemus Papam" and "panchira," the Japanese term for an upskirt panty shot.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.