Ardent
Original: Ardent on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man delivering a eulogy at a podium: "As we mourn my brother, I would love to also talk about our differences. For instance, he HATED how much I love obscure holidays. Or, how you might say he ARDENTLY loved to ARREST my ARDOR for ARCANE CALENDAR AREAS."
Caption (below panel): It was the greatest Talk Like A Pirate Day of my life.
Votey:
A close-up of the same eulogizing man, hand on his chin, looking pensive: "I WISH NOW TO ARRRRPOLOGIZE TO HIS GRIEVING CHILDREN."
A man delivering a eulogy at a podium: "As we mourn my brother, I would love to also talk about our differences. For instance, he HATED how much I love obscure holidays. Or, how you might say he ARDENTLY loved to ARREST my ARDOR for ARCANE CALENDAR AREAS."
Caption (below panel): It was the greatest Talk Like A Pirate Day of my life.
Votey:
A close-up of the same eulogizing man, hand on his chin, looking pensive: "I WISH NOW TO ARRRRPOLOGIZE TO HIS GRIEVING CHILDREN."
Alt text
A man stands at a podium delivering a eulogy for his brother. He says he wants to talk about their differences: "he HATED how much I love obscure holidays. Or, how you might say he ARDENTLY loved to ARREST my ARDOR for ARCANE CALENDAR AREAS" -- the pile-up of 'ar' sounds turning the eulogy into pirate-speak. The caption underneath reads: "It was the greatest Talk Like A Pirate Day of my life," revealing he is gleefully exploiting his brother's funeral to indulge his favorite obscure holiday. Votey: a close-up of the same man, hand thoughtfully on his chin, adding "I WISH NOW TO ARRRRPOLOGIZE TO HIS GRIEVING CHILDREN" -- 'apologize' stretched into a pirate 'Arrrr.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.