Grow
Original: Grow on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man in a lab coat (bearded, in a laboratory): I won't do it! It's against natural order! We shouldn't be able to manufacture human reproductive organs in vitro!
Panel 2:
Gray-haired woman in a lab coat, scowling: Oh, grow some balls!
Votey:
Close-up of the gray-haired woman's angry, glaring face.
Woman: Grow ten thousand balls, coward!
Man in a lab coat (bearded, in a laboratory): I won't do it! It's against natural order! We shouldn't be able to manufacture human reproductive organs in vitro!
Panel 2:
Gray-haired woman in a lab coat, scowling: Oh, grow some balls!
Votey:
Close-up of the gray-haired woman's angry, glaring face.
Woman: Grow ten thousand balls, coward!
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A bearded man in a white lab coat stands in a laboratory, gesturing as he protests, "I won't do it! It's against natural order! We shouldn't be able to manufacture human reproductive organs in vitro!" A second figure listens in the foreground. Panel 2: A scowling gray-haired woman in a lab coat snaps back, "Oh, grow some balls!" -- a literal pun, since the work in question is growing reproductive organs in vitro. Votey (aftercomic): An extreme close-up of the same woman's furious, glaring face as she escalates, "Grow ten thousand balls, coward!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.