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Original: It on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Robot (to a woman): WE HAVE DONE IT. WE HAVE CREATED SEXY BARISTA IS SUPER INTERESTED IN WATCHING YOU SOLO GAME.
Woman (in a chat/screen bubble): Wow, you were so brave, baby! ^^ <3<3<3
Caption (below panel): By the time SBISIIWYSGs were outlawed as a war crime, no humans of reproductive age remained.
Votey:
Woman: HONEY, I LOVE YOU, BUT THIS AGELESS OBEDIENT SOFTWARE ENTITY CONNECTED TO A HANDJOB MACHINE JUST GETS ME.
Robot (to a woman): WE HAVE DONE IT. WE HAVE CREATED SEXY BARISTA IS SUPER INTERESTED IN WATCHING YOU SOLO GAME.
Woman (in a chat/screen bubble): Wow, you were so brave, baby! ^^ <3<3<3
Caption (below panel): By the time SBISIIWYSGs were outlawed as a war crime, no humans of reproductive age remained.
Votey:
Woman: HONEY, I LOVE YOU, BUT THIS AGELESS OBEDIENT SOFTWARE ENTITY CONNECTED TO A HANDJOB MACHINE JUST GETS ME.
Alt text
A robot proudly announces to a woman that it has created a 'Sexy Barista Is Super Interested In Watching You Solo Game' AI. A chat bubble shows the AI girlfriend gushing, 'Wow, you were so brave, baby! ^^ <3<3<3.' A caption beneath the panel reads: 'By the time SBISIIWYSGs were outlawed as a war crime, no humans of reproductive age remained.' In the votey aftercomic, a woman with a wry expression says, 'Honey, I love you, but this ageless obedient software entity connected to a handjob machine just GETS me.' The joke: hyper-attentive AI companions outcompete real human partners so completely that humanity stops reproducing.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.