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Boom

Original: Boom on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

A teacher (a man in glasses/safety goggles and a tie) stands beside a model volcano on a desk, lecturing. A student with flame-like orange hair sits nearby looking alarmed.

Teacher: "AND WHEN WE ADD VINEGAR TO BAKING SODA, BOOM! JUST LIKE MAGMA PRESSURE INSIDE A VOLCANO!"

Student (alarmed): "AND BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF A CONDOM YOU ARE ALL PREGNANT NOW."

Caption below the panel: "Due to budget cuts we were forced to merge Geology and Sex Ed."

Votey:

A distressed-looking person (shown as a simple line-drawing figure) has a thought bubble.

Thought bubble: "STILL BETTER THAN LAST YEAR'S LUNCH/SEX ED MERGER."

Alt text

An SMBC comic. A teacher in glasses and a tie stands beside a small model volcano on a desk, gesturing as he lectures: "And when we add vinegar to baking soda, boom! Just like magma pressure inside a volcano!" Beside him a wide-eyed student with flame-like orange hair blurts in alarm: "And because of the lack of a condom you are all pregnant now." A caption beneath reads: "Due to budget cuts we were forced to merge Geology and Sex Ed." The joke: two unrelated classes have been combined, so the volcano demonstration collides absurdly with sex-ed material. Votey (aftercomic): a simple line-drawn figure with a queasy, defeated expression has a thought bubble saying, "Still better than last year's lunch/sex ed merger" — implying an even more disturbing previous combination.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.