Splat
Original: Splat on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Main comic:
Panel 1: A blond man with a worried expression, seen leaning against what appears to be a large red shape. A speech bubble above him reads: "WHAT... DO... I..."
Panel 2: A blonde woman beside him looks toward him with a concerned, serious expression. Her speech bubble reads: "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU FILLED UP ON WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID?"
Caption (below the panel): "Turns out those Mothman stories were real."
Votey:
Handwritten text: "IF MOTHMAN WERE REAL, HE WOULD LONG AGO HAVE BEEN KILLED BY PESTICIDES."
Panel 1: A blond man with a worried expression, seen leaning against what appears to be a large red shape. A speech bubble above him reads: "WHAT... DO... I..."
Panel 2: A blonde woman beside him looks toward him with a concerned, serious expression. Her speech bubble reads: "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU FILLED UP ON WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID?"
Caption (below the panel): "Turns out those Mothman stories were real."
Votey:
Handwritten text: "IF MOTHMAN WERE REAL, HE WOULD LONG AGO HAVE BEEN KILLED BY PESTICIDES."
Alt text
A two-character webcomic. A worried-looking blond man leans against a large red form, stammering in a speech bubble: "WHAT... DO... I..." Beside him, a serious blonde woman asks: "WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU FILLED UP ON WINDSHIELD WIPER FLUID?" The red form they are nestled in is implied to be a giant moth-like creature. A caption below reads: "Turns out those Mothman stories were real." The joke: a humanoid Mothman is drawn to people the way moths are drawn to light, here reframed as concern about windshield wiper fluid (which lures it like a porch light). The votey (aftercomic) is handwritten text on a sketched border that reads: "IF MOTHMAN WERE REAL, HE WOULD LONG AGO HAVE BEEN KILLED BY PESTICIDES."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.