Where
Original: Where on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child (to mother): MOMMY! WHERE'D ALL THE CANDY GO?
Panel 2:
Child: OH NO! IT WAS THE STARS! IT'S ALL GONE! ALL GONE!
Panel 3:
The piñata: GRRRRRRRRR
Caption (below the comic):
Thanks to machine learning, I was able to invent the first ever reverse-piñata.
Votey:
A voice/caption: WATCH OUT, KIDS! HE HAS THE CLUB!
Child (to mother): MOMMY! WHERE'D ALL THE CANDY GO?
Panel 2:
Child: OH NO! IT WAS THE STARS! IT'S ALL GONE! ALL GONE!
Panel 3:
The piñata: GRRRRRRRRR
Caption (below the comic):
Thanks to machine learning, I was able to invent the first ever reverse-piñata.
Votey:
A voice/caption: WATCH OUT, KIDS! HE HAS THE CLUB!
Alt text
A three-panel comic. Panel 1: A child stands near a colorful star-shaped piñata and calls out to a mother figure, "Mommy! Where'd all the candy go?" Panel 2: The child, distressed, says "Oh no! It was the stars! It's all gone! All gone!" Panel 3: The piñata looms with an angry sound effect, "GRRRRRRRRR." A caption below reads: "Thanks to machine learning, I was able to invent the first ever reverse-piñata" — meaning a piñata that takes the candy instead of giving it. Votey (aftercomic): A simple line drawing of a menacing figure holding a club, with the warning text "Watch out, kids! He has the club!" — the reverse-piñata now armed and threatening the children.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.