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Steinbach

Original: Steinbach on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Main comic:

A woman (praying) speech bubble: DEAR GOD, I WAS—

God's large speech bubble (cutting in): TO DAVE ALLEN ANDERSEN OF STEINBACH MANITOBA: YOU DON'T NEED PENIS SURGERY. WOMEN DON'T CARE IF IT LOOKS FUNNY LIKE THAT.

The woman, smaller bubble: EXCUSE ME.?

God's panicked bubble: I... BUT... OH HOLY SHIT DELETE DELETE DO NOT SEND DO NOT SEND DO NOT SEND!

Caption beneath the panel: The day God accidentally hit Reply All.

Votey:

A small bird (a chicken/hen seen in profile at the bottom) with a thought/speech bubble: MAN, I HATE THIS JOB.

Alt text

An SMBC comic. A woman is praying: "Dear God, I was—" but God interrupts with a huge message clearly meant for someone else: "To Dave Allen Andersen of Steinbach Manitoba: you don't need penis surgery. Women don't care if it looks funny like that." The woman replies, "Excuse me.?" God panics: "I... but... oh holy shit delete delete do not send do not send do not send!" The caption reads: "The day God accidentally hit Reply All." Votey: a small bird shown in profile thinks, "Man, I hate this job."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.