Miracle

A man with orange hair in a suit stands beside a dark-haired woman. She points and exclaims, "Oh my god! Look at its eyes! Are those... tears?" The man, looking upward and crying, delivers a philosophical lecture as if it's the statue speaking: "Because miracles are, by definition, a one-time intercession against the laws of reality, they are inherently not provable. Waaaa! Waaaaaaaa!" A caption reads: "Now and then, the statue of David Hume starts crying." The joke: a weeping religious statue, but it's the philosopher David Hume, so even while crying it argues that miracles can't be proven. Votey: a close-up cartoon drawing of the stone statue's stern face with tears running down it, saying, "You can't be sure this'll happen again."