Beyond
Original: Beyond on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (label above panel: CAVEMAN):
First caveman: US NOT KNOW WHAT ON OTHER SIDE OF OCEAN.
(Two cavemen stand on a beach looking out at the ocean; one gestures toward the water.)
Panel 2 (label above panel: CAVEMAN PHYSICIST):
First caveman (the physicist): PAST OCEAN, SCIENCE BREAK DOWN. IS OCEANIC SINGULARITY.
Second caveman: WOWWWW.
Votey:
Caveman physicist (close-up of his face): ALSO NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE SUN GO AT NIGHT. IS SOLAR SINGULARITY.
First caveman: US NOT KNOW WHAT ON OTHER SIDE OF OCEAN.
(Two cavemen stand on a beach looking out at the ocean; one gestures toward the water.)
Panel 2 (label above panel: CAVEMAN PHYSICIST):
First caveman (the physicist): PAST OCEAN, SCIENCE BREAK DOWN. IS OCEANIC SINGULARITY.
Second caveman: WOWWWW.
Votey:
Caveman physicist (close-up of his face): ALSO NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE SUN GO AT NIGHT. IS SOLAR SINGULARITY.
Alt text
A two-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1, labeled CAVEMAN: two cavemen stand on a beach gazing at the ocean. One gestures at the water and says, "Us not know what on other side of ocean." Panel 2, labeled CAVEMAN PHYSICIST: the same scene, but now the gesturing caveman declares, "Past ocean, science break down. Is oceanic singularity," parodying how physicists invoke singularities for the unknown. The second caveman replies, "Wowwww." Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the caveman physicist's face as he adds, "Also not understand where sun go at night. Is solar singularity."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.