Hey
Original: Hey on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A young man with curly hair, shown from the shoulders up in a sparse room, speaks to the viewer.
Man: HEY GUYS, I JUST WOKE UP IN MY GENERIC UNFURNISHED SUBURBAN APARTMENT. GONNA FEED METAL SHAVINGS TO PIGEONS THEN WATCH RACIAL SLURS ON BALLOONS AND RELEASE THEM IN THE PARK. PLEASE UNFOLLOW.
Caption (below panel):
Tragically, the antiparasociality movement soon developed a vast following.
Votey:
A simply-drawn, anxious face in a thick black-bordered box, with a thought/speech swoop above it.
Text: PLEASE DON'T LIKE. PLEASE LET ME GO.
A young man with curly hair, shown from the shoulders up in a sparse room, speaks to the viewer.
Man: HEY GUYS, I JUST WOKE UP IN MY GENERIC UNFURNISHED SUBURBAN APARTMENT. GONNA FEED METAL SHAVINGS TO PIGEONS THEN WATCH RACIAL SLURS ON BALLOONS AND RELEASE THEM IN THE PARK. PLEASE UNFOLLOW.
Caption (below panel):
Tragically, the antiparasociality movement soon developed a vast following.
Votey:
A simply-drawn, anxious face in a thick black-bordered box, with a thought/speech swoop above it.
Text: PLEASE DON'T LIKE. PLEASE LET ME GO.
Alt text
A young man with curly hair sits shirtless in a bare, unfurnished apartment, talking to the camera like a video influencer. He says: "Hey guys, I just woke up in my generic unfurnished suburban apartment. Gonna feed metal shavings to pigeons then watch racial slurs on balloons and release them in the park. Please unfollow." The caption below reads: "Tragically, the antiparasociality movement soon developed a vast following." The joke: he tries to be as off-putting as possible to drive followers away, but it only makes him more popular. Votey: a crude, distressed cartoon face inside a heavy black frame pleads, "Please don't like. Please let me go."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.