Chips
Original: Chips on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An older man with glasses, seated at a table at a family gathering, gesturing as he speaks. A younger man sits across from him.
Older man: "...AND ALL I'M SAYING IS WHY ARE WE PUTTING MAGNETIC MICROCHIPS IN THE VACCINES? DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. FACT OF THE MATTER IS--"
Younger man (thinking/reacting): "HA! NICE TRY. THIS IS CLEARLY JUST AI-GENERATED RAGEBAIT."
Caption below panel: "Deciding reality is a simulation really improved family get-togethers."
Votey:
A man with a wavy, uncertain expression and a half-smile gestures with one hand.
Man: "I'M JUT GLAD THIS IS A HALLUCINATION, NOT A SINCERELY HELD BELIEF."
An older man with glasses, seated at a table at a family gathering, gesturing as he speaks. A younger man sits across from him.
Older man: "...AND ALL I'M SAYING IS WHY ARE WE PUTTING MAGNETIC MICROCHIPS IN THE VACCINES? DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH. FACT OF THE MATTER IS--"
Younger man (thinking/reacting): "HA! NICE TRY. THIS IS CLEARLY JUST AI-GENERATED RAGEBAIT."
Caption below panel: "Deciding reality is a simulation really improved family get-togethers."
Votey:
A man with a wavy, uncertain expression and a half-smile gestures with one hand.
Man: "I'M JUT GLAD THIS IS A HALLUCINATION, NOT A SINCERELY HELD BELIEF."
Alt text
A two-part comic. Main panel: an older man with glasses sits at a table at a family gathering, gesturing as he leans forward and rants: "...and all I'm saying is why are we putting magnetic microchips in the vaccines? Do your own research. Fact of the matter is--". A younger man across from him reacts internally: "Ha! Nice try. This is clearly just AI-generated ragebait." A caption below reads: "Deciding reality is a simulation really improved family get-togethers." The joke: rather than be upset by a relative's conspiracy theory, he dismisses it as fake AI content. Votey (aftercomic): a roughly drawn man with an uneasy half-smile gestures and says, "I'm jut [sic] glad this is a hallucination, not a sincerely held belief."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.