bingo
Original: bingo on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (red hair): OH MY GOD!
Man: WHAT?
Woman: WITH AI I CAN INSTANTLY GENERATE A BINGO CARD FOR ANY EVENT!
Panel 2 (labeled "LATER..."):
The man: I NO LONGER LOVE YOU. I'M NOT CERTAIN I EVER DID.
The woman (holding a bingo card): BINGO!
Panel 3 (labeled "AFTER WHICH..."):
A man at a podium (eulogy): DAD WAS TAKEN FROM US MUCH TOO SOON.
The woman (in the audience, raising her bingo card): BINGO!
Panel 4 (labeled "SUBSEQUENTLY..."):
A doctor: SALLY, YOU HAVE WEEKS, MAYBE MONTHS TO LIVE.
Sally: WHAT ABOUT PAIN? WILL YOU DO YOUR BEST AT PAIN MANAGEMENT?
Doctor: YES.
Sally: BINGO!
Panel 5 (labeled "AND SO..."):
A gravestone laid flat in the ground, designed like a bingo card grid. Engraved text: HERE LIES SALLY. One square on the grid is marked with a circle and reads: SOMEONE LEFT FLOWERS HERE.
Votey:
Caption: LATER...
A devil/demon figure: YOU WILL BURN HERE FOR ETERNITY!
Sally (a soul/figure): BINGO!
Woman (red hair): OH MY GOD!
Man: WHAT?
Woman: WITH AI I CAN INSTANTLY GENERATE A BINGO CARD FOR ANY EVENT!
Panel 2 (labeled "LATER..."):
The man: I NO LONGER LOVE YOU. I'M NOT CERTAIN I EVER DID.
The woman (holding a bingo card): BINGO!
Panel 3 (labeled "AFTER WHICH..."):
A man at a podium (eulogy): DAD WAS TAKEN FROM US MUCH TOO SOON.
The woman (in the audience, raising her bingo card): BINGO!
Panel 4 (labeled "SUBSEQUENTLY..."):
A doctor: SALLY, YOU HAVE WEEKS, MAYBE MONTHS TO LIVE.
Sally: WHAT ABOUT PAIN? WILL YOU DO YOUR BEST AT PAIN MANAGEMENT?
Doctor: YES.
Sally: BINGO!
Panel 5 (labeled "AND SO..."):
A gravestone laid flat in the ground, designed like a bingo card grid. Engraved text: HERE LIES SALLY. One square on the grid is marked with a circle and reads: SOMEONE LEFT FLOWERS HERE.
Votey:
Caption: LATER...
A devil/demon figure: YOU WILL BURN HERE FOR ETERNITY!
Sally (a soul/figure): BINGO!
Alt text
A five-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A red-haired woman excitedly tells a man, "Oh my God! With AI I can instantly generate a bingo card for any event!" Panel 2, labeled "Later...": The man says, "I no longer love you. I'm not certain I ever did," and the woman, holding a bingo card, shouts "Bingo!" Panel 3, "After which...": A man eulogizing at a podium says, "Dad was taken from us much too soon," while the woman in the audience raises her card and yells "Bingo!" Panel 4, "Subsequently...": A doctor tells her, "Sally, you have weeks, maybe months to live." Sally asks, "What about pain? Will you do your best at pain management?" The doctor says "Yes," and Sally cries "Bingo!" Panel 5, "And so...": A flat gravestone in the grass is engraved like a bingo card grid, reading "Here Lies Sally," with one square circled and labeled "Someone left flowers here" — even her grave is a bingo board. Votey aftercomic, labeled "Later...": A demon declares, "You will burn here for eternity!" and Sally's soul happily responds, "Bingo!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.