bun
Original: bun on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Child: OH MY GOD MOMMY, WHAT ARE THOSE BUNNIES DOING?!
Panel 2:
Mother: IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE IT, SWEETIE, BUT THEY'RE MAKING BABIES.
Panel 3:
Mother (now revealed to be in a lab, looking down a vast facility of incubation tanks): SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH GROWTH. INCREASE THE GONADOTROPIN BETA SUBUNIT HCG-BETA.
Lab worker: YES, PROFESSOR.
Votey:
A detached close-up word balloon: HARVEST MORE HUMAN CELLS.
Child: OH MY GOD MOMMY, WHAT ARE THOSE BUNNIES DOING?!
Panel 2:
Mother: IT MAY NOT LOOK LIKE IT, SWEETIE, BUT THEY'RE MAKING BABIES.
Panel 3:
Mother (now revealed to be in a lab, looking down a vast facility of incubation tanks): SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH GROWTH. INCREASE THE GONADOTROPIN BETA SUBUNIT HCG-BETA.
Lab worker: YES, PROFESSOR.
Votey:
A detached close-up word balloon: HARVEST MORE HUMAN CELLS.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: In a forest, a mother in an orange shirt walks with her young daughter in pink, who points and exclaims, "Oh my god mommy, what are those bunnies doing?!" Panel 2: Close-up of the mother, glasses gleaming, calmly answering, "It may not look like it, sweetie, but they're making babies." Panel 3: The view pulls back to reveal the mother and child are actually standing in a vast high-tech laboratory, overlooking an enormous tunnel lined with rows of glowing incubation tanks, each containing a developing fetus-like creature stretching into the distance. The mother, now a scientist, says, "Something's wrong with growth. Increase the gonadotropin beta subunit HCG-beta." A worker replies, "Yes, Professor." The joke: the wholesome bunny-birds-and-bees explanation turns out to be a euphemism for an industrial fetal-cultivation facility. Votey aftercomic: a stark close-up of a roughly drawn bunny face with a word balloon coldly commanding, "Harvest more human cells."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.