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A six-panel comic. God is depicted as a round, glowing sun-like face in the sky, attended by two robed angels. In the first panel God exclaims, "What the... all the humans are down there doing butt stuff all the time!" In the second, an angel asks, "Why don't you do to them what you did to Sodom?" and God replies, "First a friendly warning." After two wordless transition panels of the glowing face peering down at the humans, the final panel shows God blazing as a fiery radiant face descending over a crowd of silhouetted people, declaring, "I can no longer watch your sins without acting! Cease or I will sodomize you!" The joke twists the Sodom story so the divine punishment is itself sodomy. Votey (aftercomic): God's stern face fills a black panel, adding, "Your butts are asking for it!"