nice
Original: nice on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption banner: NICE PEOPLE WITH IDEAS ABOUT PEDAGOGY:
Nice person (caption text): MATH SHOULD ALWAYS BE ABOUT DISCOVERY! ABOUT LOVE OF UNDERSTANDING. IMAGINE TELLING A VIOLINIST THAT IN ORDER TO GET GOOD THEY HAD TO LEARN ROTE TECHNIQUE OVER AND OVER ALL DAY INSTEAD OF EXPLORING THE BEAUTY OF MUSIC.
Caption banner: ELSEWHERE, IN A MUSIC ACADEMY:
Music teacher (shouting): DO YOUR SCALES AGAIN UNTIL YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU'RE MURDERING KITTENS WITH THAT BOW YOU ABSOLUTE MIDDEN!
Votey:
First person (off-panel / to the speaker): WOW, JUST STRAIGHT GOING AFTER NICE PEOPLE NOW.
Nice person (caption text): MATH SHOULD ALWAYS BE ABOUT DISCOVERY! ABOUT LOVE OF UNDERSTANDING. IMAGINE TELLING A VIOLINIST THAT IN ORDER TO GET GOOD THEY HAD TO LEARN ROTE TECHNIQUE OVER AND OVER ALL DAY INSTEAD OF EXPLORING THE BEAUTY OF MUSIC.
Caption banner: ELSEWHERE, IN A MUSIC ACADEMY:
Music teacher (shouting): DO YOUR SCALES AGAIN UNTIL YOU DON'T SOUND LIKE YOU'RE MURDERING KITTENS WITH THAT BOW YOU ABSOLUTE MIDDEN!
Votey:
First person (off-panel / to the speaker): WOW, JUST STRAIGHT GOING AFTER NICE PEOPLE NOW.
Alt text
A two-part SMBC comic contrasting an idealized view of teaching with reality. A pink caption banner reads "NICE PEOPLE WITH IDEAS ABOUT PEDAGOGY:" followed by a block of text: "Math should always be about discovery! About love of understanding. Imagine telling a violinist that in order to get good they had to learn rote technique over and over all day instead of exploring the beauty of music." A second pink banner reads "ELSEWHERE, IN A MUSIC ACADEMY:" and shows a furious, wild-haired music teacher screaming at a student, "Do your scales again until you don't sound like you're murdering kittens with that bow you absolute midden!" The joke: the imagined gentle contrast (violin teaching as pure love of music) is exactly the opposite of how rigorous music instruction actually works. Votey aftercomic: a person, shown mostly in silhouette, dryly responds, "Wow, just straight going after nice people now," as if the comic itself has insulted the well-meaning pedagogy advocates.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.