schedule
Original: schedule on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (bald, with beard): I think we should start scheduling sex.
Panel 2:
Woman: To increase frequency?
Panel 3:
Man (holding a ticket-printing device): No, so I can print tickets.
Panel 4 (caption: LATER...):
Woman (taking a ticket): Ah, I see you're here for the 7PM to 7:03 showing.
Panel 5:
Woman: Is it really only three minutes?
Panel 6:
Man: That includes credits.
Panel 7 (in-bed scene, with caption on a sign/banner): AND SO... STARRING STEEEEEEEVE
Votey:
End-credits roll over a black background:
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
STEVE
WARDROBE
STEVE
SOUNDTRACK
STEVE
SPECIAL EFFECTS
STEVE
STEVE
STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
Man (bald, with beard): I think we should start scheduling sex.
Panel 2:
Woman: To increase frequency?
Panel 3:
Man (holding a ticket-printing device): No, so I can print tickets.
Panel 4 (caption: LATER...):
Woman (taking a ticket): Ah, I see you're here for the 7PM to 7:03 showing.
Panel 5:
Woman: Is it really only three minutes?
Panel 6:
Man: That includes credits.
Panel 7 (in-bed scene, with caption on a sign/banner): AND SO... STARRING STEEEEEEEVE
Votey:
End-credits roll over a black background:
EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
STEVE
WARDROBE
STEVE
SOUNDTRACK
STEVE
SPECIAL EFFECTS
STEVE
STEVE
STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
Alt text
A seven-panel comic. Panel 1: a bald, bearded man says, "I think we should start scheduling sex." Panel 2: a woman replies, "To increase frequency?" Panel 3: the man, holding a handheld ticket-printing machine, says, "No, so I can print tickets." Panel 4, captioned "LATER...": the woman tears off a ticket and says, "Ah, I see you're here for the 7PM to 7:03 showing." Panel 5: in bed, the woman asks, "Is it really only three minutes?" Panel 6: the man answers, "That includes credits." Final panel: the couple lies in bed under a banner reading "AND SO... STARRING STEEEEEEEVE," treating the sex like a movie. Votey: a movie-style end-credits scroll on a black screen, every role filled by Steve: "EXECUTIVE PRODUCER STEVE," "WARDROBE STEVE," "SOUNDTRACK STEVE," "SPECIAL EFFECTS STEVE," and finally "STEVE / STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.