show-2
Original: show-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
A nude woman with reddish hair (speaking): "I keep trying to show you my nipples but there's always a lamp or a potted plant in the way!"
A nude bearded man (speaking): "I want you to see my dong but I keep turning at an angle that hides it!"
[Scene: The woman and the man face each other, both nude, with a lamp and a potted plant on a side table positioned between them, conveniently obscuring the explicit parts of their bodies.]
Caption (below panel): Once God had to support The Universe via ad revenue, he had to meet certain standards for decency.
Votey:
A dog (speaking): "A squirrel keeps blocking my anus! This is hell!"
[The dog appears mid-motion, mouth open as if frustrated.]
A nude woman with reddish hair (speaking): "I keep trying to show you my nipples but there's always a lamp or a potted plant in the way!"
A nude bearded man (speaking): "I want you to see my dong but I keep turning at an angle that hides it!"
[Scene: The woman and the man face each other, both nude, with a lamp and a potted plant on a side table positioned between them, conveniently obscuring the explicit parts of their bodies.]
Caption (below panel): Once God had to support The Universe via ad revenue, he had to meet certain standards for decency.
Votey:
A dog (speaking): "A squirrel keeps blocking my anus! This is hell!"
[The dog appears mid-motion, mouth open as if frustrated.]
Alt text
A single-panel SMBC comic showing a nude woman with reddish hair and a nude bearded man facing each other indoors. A lamp and a potted plant sit on a small table between them, conveniently positioned to hide their genitals and the woman's nipples. The woman says, "I keep trying to show you my nipples but there's always a lamp or a potted plant in the way!" The man replies, "I want you to see my dong but I keep turning at an angle that hides it!" A caption below reads: "Once God had to support The Universe via ad revenue, he had to meet certain standards for decency." The joke: divine censorship is being explained as ad-revenue content moderation, with objects always blocking the nudity. Votey (aftercomic): a black-and-white drawing of a dog mid-motion, mouth open, saying, "A squirrel keeps blocking my anus! This is hell!" extending the running gag of strategically placed censorship to an animal.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.