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Original: lesser on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Caption (top): PRO-TIP: YOU CAN MAKE ANYONE FEEL INFERIOR BY REFUSING TO EAT SOMETHING THEY JUST ATE.
Panel 1: Two men sit at a table. An older man with glasses (on the left) holds a half-eaten banana. A younger man with a beard (on the right) holds something in his hand.
Older man: YOU EAT THE MIDDLE OF THE BANANA?
Younger man: I—
Older man: YOU EAT BANANA COBS?
Votey:
A close-up of the older man with glasses, looking skeptical.
Older man: IS IT SOME KIND OF WEIRD FETISH OR WHAT?
Panel 1: Two men sit at a table. An older man with glasses (on the left) holds a half-eaten banana. A younger man with a beard (on the right) holds something in his hand.
Older man: YOU EAT THE MIDDLE OF THE BANANA?
Younger man: I—
Older man: YOU EAT BANANA COBS?
Votey:
A close-up of the older man with glasses, looking skeptical.
Older man: IS IT SOME KIND OF WEIRD FETISH OR WHAT?
Alt text
An SMBC comic. Top caption reads: 'PRO-TIP: You can make anyone feel inferior by refusing to eat something they just ate.' In the single panel, two men sit at a table. An older man with glasses, holding a half-eaten banana, interrogates a bearded younger man who holds food in his hand. The older man says, 'You eat the MIDDLE of the banana?' The younger man manages only 'I—' before the older man cuts in: 'You eat banana COBS?'—reframing the ordinary act of eating a banana as bizarre. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the skeptical older man with glasses, pressing further: 'Is it some kind of weird fetish or what?'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.