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why-6

Original: why-6 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
A man and a woman stand on a path beside a large rough-hewn stone monolith vaguely shaped like a seated figure.
Man: I DON'T GET IT. WHY DO LIBERAL ARTS PEOPLE HAVE A TALL STATUE OF A FAMOUS PHYSICIST, CARVED FROM A SINGLE ROCK?
Woman: THEN YOU ARE NOT WELCOME INSIDE.

Caption (below panel): Anyone who does not appreciate the one-stone Einstein monolith is not allowed in Etymology Club.

Votey:
Woman (speech, beside a sketch of the stone figure): IT WAS CARVED BY EXACTLY ONE MAN NAMED PIERRE.

Alt text

A man and a woman stand on a path beside a tall, roughly carved stone monolith shaped like a vaguely human seated figure. The man asks, 'I don't get it. Why do liberal arts people have a tall statue of a famous physicist, carved from a single rock?' The woman replies flatly, 'Then you are not welcome inside.' A caption reads: 'Anyone who does not appreciate the one-stone Einstein monolith is not allowed in Etymology Club.' The joke is a pun: 'one-stone Einstein' echoes 'Einstein' (German for 'one stone') and the wordplay-loving Etymology Club. In the votey aftercomic, the woman, gesturing at a sketch of the same stone figure, adds the further pun: 'It was carved by exactly one man named Pierre' (Pierre meaning 'stone').

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.