unspeakable

A four-panel comic. A man sits in an armchair talking to a humanoid robot. Panel 1: he says, "Robot, I should be happy." Panel 2 (close-up on his face): "AI does everything. I don't have to work. No chores, no deadlines, no scheduling. Nothing." Panel 3: looking wistful, "And yet... yet something is missing. ...something I feel I cannot say..." Panel 4: the robot replies, "Another blowjob then, sir?" and the grinning man says, "How did you know?" The joke: his unspoken longing turns out to be purely carnal, not existential. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the same grinning man saying, "The complete lack of ennui here in the future has been such a pleasant surprise!"