help-3
Original: help-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with flame-like red hair sits with his hands pressed together in prayer, eyes closed. A large speech bubble above him is filled with repeated text:
Man: "DEAR GOD, HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP"
Caption (below panel): Allan doesn't actually need help. He's DDoSing God to see if he can crash prayer service.
Votey:
Handwritten text: "Good thing it's not a real service."
Below the text is a drawing of a planet, world, or large rough sphere (resembling a celestial body or an egg-like orb).
A man with flame-like red hair sits with his hands pressed together in prayer, eyes closed. A large speech bubble above him is filled with repeated text:
Man: "DEAR GOD, HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP"
Caption (below panel): Allan doesn't actually need help. He's DDoSing God to see if he can crash prayer service.
Votey:
Handwritten text: "Good thing it's not a real service."
Below the text is a drawing of a planet, world, or large rough sphere (resembling a celestial body or an egg-like orb).
Alt text
Main comic, single panel: a man with messy flame-like red hair sits with his palms pressed together in prayer, eyes closed and head bowed. A giant speech bubble above him is completely packed with the word "HELP" repeated dozens of times, opening with "DEAR GOD, HELP HELP HELP...". The caption beneath the panel reads: "Allan doesn't actually need help. He's DDoSing God to see if he can crash prayer service." The joke: his flood of repeated prayers mimics a denial-of-service attack on a server. Votey (aftercomic): handwritten text reads "Good thing it's not a real service," above a simple line drawing of a large rough sphere resembling a planet or celestial orb.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.