gold-4
Original: gold-4 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in a top hat (off-panel speaker, addressed by the other man): (the orange-haired man speaking to him) "YOU THREW A BRICK THROUGH MY CAR INTO MY FACE! THERE'S GLASS EVERYWHERE!"
Man in top hat: "LOOK AGAIN. THE BRICK WAS SOLID GOLD, AND IT IS YOURS TO KEEP."
Orange-haired man (sitting in the car): "I... BUT IT... THANK... THANKYOU?"
Caption (below panel): My billionaire fantasies are very specific.
Votey:
A glittering golden brick (the solid gold brick) shown against a dark blue background, sparkling with star-shaped glints. Engraved on its surface: "EAT SHIT"
A man in a top hat (off-panel speaker, addressed by the other man): (the orange-haired man speaking to him) "YOU THREW A BRICK THROUGH MY CAR INTO MY FACE! THERE'S GLASS EVERYWHERE!"
Man in top hat: "LOOK AGAIN. THE BRICK WAS SOLID GOLD, AND IT IS YOURS TO KEEP."
Orange-haired man (sitting in the car): "I... BUT IT... THANK... THANKYOU?"
Caption (below panel): My billionaire fantasies are very specific.
Votey:
A glittering golden brick (the solid gold brick) shown against a dark blue background, sparkling with star-shaped glints. Engraved on its surface: "EAT SHIT"
Alt text
A two-panel-style SMBC comic. In the main image, a silhouetted man in a purple-banded top hat and dark suit (seen from behind/side) faces an orange-haired man in a suit and red tie who sits inside a car with a shattered window, glass scattered around him. The orange-haired man shouts, "You threw a brick through my car into my face! There's glass everywhere!" The top-hatted man replies, "Look again. The brick was solid gold, and it is yours to keep." The seated man, dazed, stammers, "I... but it... thank... thankyou?" A caption below reads: "My billionaire fantasies are very specific." The votey (aftercomic) shows a glittering solid gold brick sparkling against a dark blue background, with the words "EAT SHIT" engraved into its surface, revealing the gift's hidden insult.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.