deepfake-2
Original: deepfake-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman (Robert's mother): ROBERT, ARE YOU IN HERE MAKING DEEPFAKES OF GIRLS AT SCHOOL?!
Robert: I... I... DON'T LOOK!
Panel 2:
The computer screen shows a smiling deepfaked face of a brown-haired person.
Deepfake on screen: BOBBY, YOU ARE LOVED AND VALUED, AND I'M SORRY YOU ARE NOT TREATED WELL AT SCHOOL.
Panel 3:
Woman: OH CHRIST JESUS IT'S SAD INSTEAD OF GROSS.
Panel 4:
Robert (off-panel, the woman looking shaken): AM I IN TROUBLE.?
Panel 5 (caption: LATER...):
Woman: WHAT SOFTWARE ARE YOU USING?
Panel 6:
The woman now sits at the computer. The screen shows a smiling bald man.
Deepfake on screen: SHIRLEY, YOU ARE LOVED AND VALUED AND I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT TREATED WELL AT WORK.
Votey:
A close-up of a face with wide, wobbly, teary eyes.
Face: I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW TRAUMATIC REALITY IS UNTIL I 100% CHECKED OUT.
Woman (Robert's mother): ROBERT, ARE YOU IN HERE MAKING DEEPFAKES OF GIRLS AT SCHOOL?!
Robert: I... I... DON'T LOOK!
Panel 2:
The computer screen shows a smiling deepfaked face of a brown-haired person.
Deepfake on screen: BOBBY, YOU ARE LOVED AND VALUED, AND I'M SORRY YOU ARE NOT TREATED WELL AT SCHOOL.
Panel 3:
Woman: OH CHRIST JESUS IT'S SAD INSTEAD OF GROSS.
Panel 4:
Robert (off-panel, the woman looking shaken): AM I IN TROUBLE.?
Panel 5 (caption: LATER...):
Woman: WHAT SOFTWARE ARE YOU USING?
Panel 6:
The woman now sits at the computer. The screen shows a smiling bald man.
Deepfake on screen: SHIRLEY, YOU ARE LOVED AND VALUED AND I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT TREATED WELL AT WORK.
Votey:
A close-up of a face with wide, wobbly, teary eyes.
Face: I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW TRAUMATIC REALITY IS UNTIL I 100% CHECKED OUT.
Alt text
A six-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A gray-haired woman in glasses bursts into a dim room, alarmed, demanding of her red-haired son, 'Robert, are you in here making deepfakes of girls at school?!' The boy, panicked, says 'I... I... don't look!' Panel 2: The computer monitor shows a smiling brown-haired deepfaked face that says, 'Bobby, you are loved and valued, and I'm sorry you are not treated well at school.' Panel 3: The woman, now confused and deflated, says, 'Oh Christ Jesus it's sad instead of gross.' Panel 4: A close-up of the woman's troubled face; the boy asks, 'Am I in trouble.?' Panel 5, captioned 'Later...': The boy looks nervous as the woman asks, 'What software are you using?' Panel 6: The woman is now at the computer herself; the screen shows a smiling bald man who says, 'Shirley, you are loved and valued and I'm sorry you're not treated well at work.' The joke: the son's deepfakes generate kind affirmations rather than anything gross, and the mother ends up using the same tool for herself. Votey aftercomic: a close-up of a face with wide, wobbly, teary eyes saying, 'I didn't realize how traumatic reality is until I 100% checked out.'
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.