secrets-2
Original: secrets-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Woman with dark curly hair and round glasses, in a red blazer, arms spread enthusiastically, addressing a group of children: "HEY KIDS! WHO WANTS TO LEARN SOMETHING THAT REVEALS SECRETS OF THE NATURE OF REALITY?!"
Panel 2:
The woman, now looking slightly less excited: "HIDDEN METHODS THAT CAN BE USED TO WIN ALL GAMES, GET RICH, FIND LOVE, DETERMINE THE LIMITS OF THOUGHT ITSELF!"
Panel 3:
The group of children, mouths open in excitement, one of them shouting: "WOW, WHAT'S THE THING?!"
Panel 4:
The woman replies: "MMMMAAAAAAAAATH!" One child responds flatly: "I WILL ONLY CARE IF THE EXAMPLES USE COOKIES."
Votey:
Caption text on a blank panel: "CANONICALLY, SHE IS BURPING IN THE LAST PANEL."
Woman with dark curly hair and round glasses, in a red blazer, arms spread enthusiastically, addressing a group of children: "HEY KIDS! WHO WANTS TO LEARN SOMETHING THAT REVEALS SECRETS OF THE NATURE OF REALITY?!"
Panel 2:
The woman, now looking slightly less excited: "HIDDEN METHODS THAT CAN BE USED TO WIN ALL GAMES, GET RICH, FIND LOVE, DETERMINE THE LIMITS OF THOUGHT ITSELF!"
Panel 3:
The group of children, mouths open in excitement, one of them shouting: "WOW, WHAT'S THE THING?!"
Panel 4:
The woman replies: "MMMMAAAAAAAAATH!" One child responds flatly: "I WILL ONLY CARE IF THE EXAMPLES USE COOKIES."
Votey:
Caption text on a blank panel: "CANONICALLY, SHE IS BURPING IN THE LAST PANEL."
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A woman with dark curly hair, round glasses, and a red blazer excitedly pitches something to a group of kids: "Hey kids! Who wants to learn something that reveals secrets of the nature of reality?!" She continues: "Hidden methods that can be used to win all games, get rich, find love, determine the limits of thought itself!" The kids stare wide-eyed and shout: "Wow, what's the thing?!" In the final panel she enthusiastically announces the answer, "MMMMAAAAAAAAATH!" One unimpressed child replies: "I will only care if the examples use cookies." Votey aftercomic: a blank panel with the caption "Canonically, she is burping in the last panel."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.