paw-3
Original: paw-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with dark hair, looking strained and frustrated, shouts upward with one hand raised.
Man: WORLD PEACE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! HEY! WORLD PEACE! WORLD PEEEEAAAACE! GODDAMMIT! THIS IS A MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN THAT CURSED MONKEY'S PAW.
Caption: The Cat's Paw could grant Steve's wishes, but it doesn't feel like it.
Votey:
A roughly drawn cat's paw rests on a surface, with a speech bubble above it.
Cat's Paw: I haaaaaate Mondays...
A man with dark hair, looking strained and frustrated, shouts upward with one hand raised.
Man: WORLD PEACE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! HEY! WORLD PEACE! WORLD PEEEEAAAACE! GODDAMMIT! THIS IS A MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN THAT CURSED MONKEY'S PAW.
Caption: The Cat's Paw could grant Steve's wishes, but it doesn't feel like it.
Votey:
A roughly drawn cat's paw rests on a surface, with a speech bubble above it.
Cat's Paw: I haaaaaate Mondays...
Alt text
Main comic: A single panel close-up of a frustrated dark-haired man (Steve) on a red background, one hand raised as he yells upward. His shouted text reads: 'WORLD PEACE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! HEY! WORLD PEACE! WORLD PEEEEAAAACE! GODDAMMIT! THIS IS A MILLION TIMES WORSE THAN THAT CURSED MONKEY'S PAW.' A caption below reads: 'The Cat's Paw could grant Steve's wishes, but it doesn't feel like it.' The joke: instead of a wish-granting cursed monkey's paw, Steve is stuck with a Cat's Paw that simply refuses to cooperate. Votey: A crudely drawn cat's paw rests on a surface with a speech bubble saying 'I haaaaaate Mondays...' — the cat's paw is lazy and grumpy like Garfield rather than malevolent like a monkey's paw.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.