hood
Original: hood on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man in a suit and tie and a man with a beard wearing a hoodie and cargo shorts walk together down a city street.
Bearded man: I don't know how you go to work every day in that suit and tie.
Panel 2:
The two men face each other.
Bearded man: Suits imply a modest amount of wealth. Walking into a room full of suited people, who have to respect me even though I'm in an unwashed hoodie and cargo shorts? That is POWER. That is RAW SOCIAL DOMINATION!
Panel 3:
Close-up on the suited man, looking unimpressed.
Suited man: Wow.
Suited man: I thought for sure you were gonna say something about how appearance isn't important.
Bearded man (offscreen, in a speech bubble pointing to two small silhouettes walking in the distance): Actually the hoodie cost $4000.
Votey:
Close-up on the bearded man's face.
Bearded man: Which reminds me, can you spare some BTC?
A man in a suit and tie and a man with a beard wearing a hoodie and cargo shorts walk together down a city street.
Bearded man: I don't know how you go to work every day in that suit and tie.
Panel 2:
The two men face each other.
Bearded man: Suits imply a modest amount of wealth. Walking into a room full of suited people, who have to respect me even though I'm in an unwashed hoodie and cargo shorts? That is POWER. That is RAW SOCIAL DOMINATION!
Panel 3:
Close-up on the suited man, looking unimpressed.
Suited man: Wow.
Suited man: I thought for sure you were gonna say something about how appearance isn't important.
Bearded man (offscreen, in a speech bubble pointing to two small silhouettes walking in the distance): Actually the hoodie cost $4000.
Votey:
Close-up on the bearded man's face.
Bearded man: Which reminds me, can you spare some BTC?
Alt text
A three-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A man in a suit and tie walks down a city street beside a bearded man wearing a hoodie and cargo shorts, who says, "I don't know how you go to work every day in that suit and tie." Panel 2: The bearded man explains, "Suits imply a modest amount of wealth. Walking into a room full of suited people, who have to respect me even though I'm in an unwashed hoodie and cargo shorts? That is POWER. That is RAW SOCIAL DOMINATION!" Panel 3: A close-up of the unimpressed suited man, who says, "Wow. I thought for sure you were gonna say something about how appearance isn't important." From offscreen the bearded man replies, "Actually the hoodie cost $4000." Votey: A close-up of the bearded man's face as he adds, "Which reminds me, can you spare some BTC?"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.