salty
Original: salty on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
An angry snowman (a snowman with a top hat, carrot nose, and stick arms) speaking to children gathered in front of him.
Snowman: SPRING IS IN TWO MONTHS, KID. TWO MONTHS. YOU THINK I GIVE A FROZEN SHIT ABOUT LUNG TISSUE?
Caption (below panel): Reluctantly, we gave frosty back his pipe.
Votey:
Close-up on the snowman's face (carrot nose, angry eyebrows), continuing to speak.
Snowman: NOW RUN ALONG, GET FROSTY SOME CHEWING TOBACCO.
An angry snowman (a snowman with a top hat, carrot nose, and stick arms) speaking to children gathered in front of him.
Snowman: SPRING IS IN TWO MONTHS, KID. TWO MONTHS. YOU THINK I GIVE A FROZEN SHIT ABOUT LUNG TISSUE?
Caption (below panel): Reluctantly, we gave frosty back his pipe.
Votey:
Close-up on the snowman's face (carrot nose, angry eyebrows), continuing to speak.
Snowman: NOW RUN ALONG, GET FROSTY SOME CHEWING TOBACCO.
Alt text
A cartoon snowman with a black top hat, carrot nose, and twig arms glares angrily at a group of children seen from behind. He shouts: "SPRING IS IN TWO MONTHS, KID. TWO MONTHS. YOU THINK I GIVE A FROZEN SHIT ABOUT LUNG TISSUE?" A caption beneath reads: "Reluctantly, we gave frosty back his pipe." The joke is a foul-mouthed, doomed snowman who wants to smoke since he'll melt by spring anyway. Votey (aftercomic): an extreme close-up of the snowman's scowling face as he adds, "NOW RUN ALONG, GET FROSTY SOME CHEWING TOBACCO."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.