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anxious

Original: anxious on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Man with reddish hair (anxious): I'm really anxious about meeting this woman.
Friend on the couch (playing a video game, bag of chips beside him): Lemme give you a tip, bro.

Panel 2:
Friend: Just get a little drunk beforehand. Loosen up. You'll be great.

Panel 3 (caption: LATER...):
Interviewer (an older woman seated at a desk holding papers): So, what would be your greatest weakness working in our distribution center?
The man (now visibly drunk, hands raised to his face): NOT GIVING A SSHHIIIIIITTT

Votey:
A close-up, hand-drawn line-art image of a face's lower half and open mouth, with the word "IIIIITTTT" stretching out of the mouth in large letters, depicting the long drawn-out shout from the final panel.

Alt text

A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: A nervous red-haired man says "I'm really anxious about meeting this woman," while his friend lounges on a couch playing a video game and says "Lemme give you a tip, bro." Panel 2: The friend continues, "Just get a little drunk beforehand. Loosen up. You'll be great." Panel 3, captioned LATER: At a job interview, an older woman at a desk holding papers asks, "So, what would be your greatest weakness working in our distribution center?" The man, now drunk with his hands at his face, loudly blurts a stretched-out "NOT GIVING A SSHHIIIIIITTT." Votey aftercomic: A close-up black-and-white line drawing of an open mouth with the word "IIIIITTTT" trailing out of it, emphasizing the long, slurred shout.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.