sauce
Original: sauce on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: A pizza delivery person in a red cap and shirt stands outside a house's front door, having dropped a pizza on the ground.
Delivery person: OH NO. I DROPPED THE PIZZA! I'LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE AND COME BACK.
Panel 2: Close-up of the delivery person's face, looking thoughtful.
Delivery person: I DON'T HAVE HER NUMBER. BETTER LEAVE A NOTE.
Panel 3: The delivery person crouches over the spilled, splattered pizza.
Delivery person: NUTS, I DON'T HAVE A PEN. UNLESS... THE SAUCE!
Panel 4: A caption banner reads "AND SO...". A window is shown with "I'LL BE BACK" smeared across it in dripping red pizza sauce, while a woman with orange hair looks at it from outside.
Caption: AND SO...
Window (written in sauce): I'LL BE BACK
Votey: A drawing of a fuzzy, curly-furred creature's face (a sheep-like or monster-like head).
Creature: THIS GUY'S BLOOD SMELLS GREAT
Delivery person: OH NO. I DROPPED THE PIZZA! I'LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE AND COME BACK.
Panel 2: Close-up of the delivery person's face, looking thoughtful.
Delivery person: I DON'T HAVE HER NUMBER. BETTER LEAVE A NOTE.
Panel 3: The delivery person crouches over the spilled, splattered pizza.
Delivery person: NUTS, I DON'T HAVE A PEN. UNLESS... THE SAUCE!
Panel 4: A caption banner reads "AND SO...". A window is shown with "I'LL BE BACK" smeared across it in dripping red pizza sauce, while a woman with orange hair looks at it from outside.
Caption: AND SO...
Window (written in sauce): I'LL BE BACK
Votey: A drawing of a fuzzy, curly-furred creature's face (a sheep-like or monster-like head).
Creature: THIS GUY'S BLOOD SMELLS GREAT
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: a pizza delivery person in a red cap stands at a house's front door after dropping a pizza on the ground, saying "Oh no. I dropped the pizza! I'll have to get a new one and come back." Panel 2: a close-up of their thoughtful face: "I don't have her number. Better leave a note." Panel 3: they crouch over the splattered pizza: "Nuts, I don't have a pen. Unless... the sauce!" Panel 4: a banner reads "And so..." and a window is smeared with the dripping red message "I'LL BE BACK" in pizza sauce, looking like the Terminator's threat written in blood, as an orange-haired woman stares at it. Votey: a fuzzy curly-furred creature face says "This guy's blood smells great," implying a monster mistook the red sauce on the window for blood.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.