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Original: insta on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1 (single panel):
Two baboons sit together in a green-walled room. The older, larger baboon on the left has a weary, deadpan expression. The younger, smaller baboon on the right holds up a smartphone, looking concerned.
Larger baboon (to the younger one): "OHMYGOD SWEETIE, INSTAGRAM ISN'T REAL. THAT'S A FILTER. NOBODY'S ANOGENITAL REGION IS THAT RED AND TUMESCENT."
Votey:
Caption (top left): "feeling cute idk"
The image shows a close-up of a bright red, swollen, glistening baboon anogenital region (the kind of swelling seen during estrus), drawn to fill most of the framed photo.
Two baboons sit together in a green-walled room. The older, larger baboon on the left has a weary, deadpan expression. The younger, smaller baboon on the right holds up a smartphone, looking concerned.
Larger baboon (to the younger one): "OHMYGOD SWEETIE, INSTAGRAM ISN'T REAL. THAT'S A FILTER. NOBODY'S ANOGENITAL REGION IS THAT RED AND TUMESCENT."
Votey:
Caption (top left): "feeling cute idk"
The image shows a close-up of a bright red, swollen, glistening baboon anogenital region (the kind of swelling seen during estrus), drawn to fill most of the framed photo.
Alt text
A single-panel comic. Two cartoon baboons sit side by side in a green room. The larger, tired-looking baboon reassures the smaller, worried one who is holding up a smartphone, saying: "Ohmygod sweetie, Instagram isn't real. That's a filter. Nobody's anogenital region is that red and tumescent." The joke imagines baboons having Instagram body-image insecurity about the bright red sexual swellings females develop, treating them like unrealistic filtered photos. Votey (aftercomic): a framed photo captioned "feeling cute idk" showing a close-up of an exaggeratedly bright red, swollen baboon anogenital region—the supposed "Instagram post" being discussed.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.