spidey
Original: spidey on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Single panel. Two people stand facing each other against a purple background. A man with glasses, brown hair, and a brown jacket speaks to a woman with grayish hair and a teal top. A curving line connects each of his statements to her responses.
Man: DID YOU KNOW THAT MUCH OF HOUSEHOLD DUST IS DEAD HUMAN SKIN CELLS?
Woman: OK.
Man: AND DID YOU KNOW IT'S ESTIMATED THAT BILLIONS OF SPIDERS LIVE NEAR HUMANS?
Woman: OK?
Man: AND SO SPIDERS LIKELY INGEST A TEENY BIT OF HUMAN. LET'S SAY IT'S 0.001 GRAMS PER DAY, IN WHICH CASE-
Woman: OH. MY. GOD.
Caption below panel: Household spiders consume approximately one human every three months.
Votey:
A mostly black panel showing the dark silhouette of a large spider with glowing white eyes, looking toward the viewer. White hand-lettered text at the top reads:
WE DON'T WANT TO EAT YOU BUT YOU ARE EVERYWHERE NOW.
Man: DID YOU KNOW THAT MUCH OF HOUSEHOLD DUST IS DEAD HUMAN SKIN CELLS?
Woman: OK.
Man: AND DID YOU KNOW IT'S ESTIMATED THAT BILLIONS OF SPIDERS LIVE NEAR HUMANS?
Woman: OK?
Man: AND SO SPIDERS LIKELY INGEST A TEENY BIT OF HUMAN. LET'S SAY IT'S 0.001 GRAMS PER DAY, IN WHICH CASE-
Woman: OH. MY. GOD.
Caption below panel: Household spiders consume approximately one human every three months.
Votey:
A mostly black panel showing the dark silhouette of a large spider with glowing white eyes, looking toward the viewer. White hand-lettered text at the top reads:
WE DON'T WANT TO EAT YOU BUT YOU ARE EVERYWHERE NOW.
Alt text
A single-panel comic on a purple background. A man with glasses and a brown jacket talks to a woman with gray hair and a teal top, his statements connected to her replies by curving lines. He says household dust is mostly dead human skin cells; she says "OK." He says billions of spiders live near humans; she says "OK?" He says spiders therefore ingest a tiny bit of human, maybe 0.001 grams per day, in which case-; she gasps "OH. MY. GOD." The caption below reads: "Household spiders consume approximately one human every three months." Votey: a near-black panel with the looming silhouette of a large spider with glowing white eyes, captioned in white text: "WE DON'T WANT TO EAT YOU BUT YOU ARE EVERYWHERE NOW."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.