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constant

Original: constant on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1 (single panel):

An unseen speaker (off-panel voice): "THE BASIC SETUP IS CONSTANT SEXUAL GRATIFICATION PRESENTED IN SUCH A WAY THAT YOU CAN DENY ITS STATUS AS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIFE."

A woman with long grayish hair, standing: "WOW AND YOU'LL WIPE MY MEMORY OF THIS CONVERSATION?"

The off-panel speaker: "YEP. CLEAN WIPE."

Caption below the panel: Heaven was even better than I expected.

Votey: (none — this comic has no aftercomic/votey image)

Alt text

A single-panel SMBC comic. A woman with long grayish hair and an orange shirt stands at the bottom of a sparse, lightly sketched scene. A large speech bubble from an unseen speaker above says: "The basic setup is constant sexual gratification presented in such a way that you can deny its status as the most important thing in your life." The woman asks: "Wow and you'll wipe my memory of this conversation?" The unseen speaker replies in a small bubble: "Yep. Clean wipe." A caption beneath the panel reads: "Heaven was even better than I expected." The joke: a guide is candidly explaining heaven as designed, deniable, constant gratification, complete with a memory wipe so the recipient never realizes the artifice — and she's delighted. No votey/aftercomic accompanies this comic.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.