sack
Original: sack on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Two people stand at the edge of a peat bog in a grassy landscape.
Person with flame-like reddish hair (foreground, back turned): What's in the sack?
Person with long dark hair and glasses (holding a black garbage bag): A platypus skeleton, 3 wheels of cheddar, a clay tablet with Euclid's axioms on it, and precisely 53 dildos.
Caption below the comic: Weekend Activity #98723: Putting weird stuff in peat bogs to confuse the future.
Votey:
Title panel: THE FUTURE
A future figure (rendered in simple black-and-white) stands next to a large rounded object (the dug-up bag/blob).
Future figure: God these people made so much plastic waste.
Person with flame-like reddish hair (foreground, back turned): What's in the sack?
Person with long dark hair and glasses (holding a black garbage bag): A platypus skeleton, 3 wheels of cheddar, a clay tablet with Euclid's axioms on it, and precisely 53 dildos.
Caption below the comic: Weekend Activity #98723: Putting weird stuff in peat bogs to confuse the future.
Votey:
Title panel: THE FUTURE
A future figure (rendered in simple black-and-white) stands next to a large rounded object (the dug-up bag/blob).
Future figure: God these people made so much plastic waste.
Alt text
Main comic: At the edge of a grassy peat bog, a person with flame-like reddish hair (seen from behind) asks another person who is holding a black garbage bag, 'What's in the sack?' The dark-haired, bespectacled person answers, 'A platypus skeleton, 3 wheels of cheddar, a clay tablet with Euclid's axioms on it, and precisely 53 dildos.' Caption: 'Weekend Activity #98723: Putting weird stuff in peat bogs to confuse the future.' Votey (aftercomic), drawn in black and white and titled 'THE FUTURE': a future figure standing beside a large rounded excavated lump says, 'God these people made so much plastic waste.' The joke: instead of being mystified by the bizarre artifacts, future archaeologists just see plastic garbage.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.