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Original: something on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A kneeling man (balding, with gray hair on the sides, hands pressed together in prayer) prays upward.
Man: GOD, WHY IS THERE SOMETHING AND NOT NOTHING?
God (replying from a speech bubble above): I MEAN... THERE'S NOT THAT MUCH.
Caption (below panel): A lot of philosophical problems go away if you just grant the universe a margin of error.
Votey:
The same praying man is shown small at the bottom of the panel, with a large speech bubble from God above.
God: I'M NOT ACTUALLY OMNISCIENT, BUT I DO HAVE A MASTER'S DEGREE.
A kneeling man (balding, with gray hair on the sides, hands pressed together in prayer) prays upward.
Man: GOD, WHY IS THERE SOMETHING AND NOT NOTHING?
God (replying from a speech bubble above): I MEAN... THERE'S NOT THAT MUCH.
Caption (below panel): A lot of philosophical problems go away if you just grant the universe a margin of error.
Votey:
The same praying man is shown small at the bottom of the panel, with a large speech bubble from God above.
God: I'M NOT ACTUALLY OMNISCIENT, BUT I DO HAVE A MASTER'S DEGREE.
Alt text
A man kneels in prayer, hands pressed together, looking upward. He prays, "God, why is there something and not nothing?" A speech bubble from above (God) replies, "I mean... there's not THAT much." The caption below reads: "A lot of philosophical problems go away if you just grant the universe a margin of error." Votey: The same praying man is shown small at the bottom while a large speech bubble from God overhead says, "I'm not actually omniscient, but I DO have a master's degree."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.