pain-4
Original: pain-4 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A woman with flame-like red hair, seen from behind, stands facing a tall computer terminal (a monolithic gray tower with glowing yellow/orange lights running down its front).
Woman: COULD YOU INSTANTIATE THE MIND OF DAVE FROM WORK IN THE FORM OF AN EDIBLE PIECE OF MEAT THAT FEELS PAIN?
Computer: I CAN BUT-
Woman: OH! CAN IT FEEL FEAR TOO?
Caption (below panel): Bioprinting should never be combined with AI.
Votey:
Close-up on the woman's grinning face.
Woman: MAKE EXTRA SO I CAN BRING ONE TO WORK!
A woman with flame-like red hair, seen from behind, stands facing a tall computer terminal (a monolithic gray tower with glowing yellow/orange lights running down its front).
Woman: COULD YOU INSTANTIATE THE MIND OF DAVE FROM WORK IN THE FORM OF AN EDIBLE PIECE OF MEAT THAT FEELS PAIN?
Computer: I CAN BUT-
Woman: OH! CAN IT FEEL FEAR TOO?
Caption (below panel): Bioprinting should never be combined with AI.
Votey:
Close-up on the woman's grinning face.
Woman: MAKE EXTRA SO I CAN BRING ONE TO WORK!
Alt text
A webcomic. In the single panel, a woman with flame-like red hair is seen from behind, facing a tall gray computer tower studded with glowing yellow lights. She asks the computer: "Could you instantiate the mind of Dave from work in the form of an edible piece of meat that feels pain?" The computer begins, "I can but-" but she eagerly interrupts: "Oh! Can it feel fear too?" A caption below reads: "Bioprinting should never be combined with AI." In the votey aftercomic, a close-up on the woman's grinning, slightly unhinged face as she adds: "Make extra so I can bring one to work!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.