request
Original: request on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1: An elderly man lies in bed next to an elderly woman.
Man: CHARLOTTE, WHEN I DIE...
Charlotte: ANYTHING DEAR, ANYTHING.
Panel 2: Close-up on the man.
Man: I WANT MY DONG SURGICALLY ENLARGED TO TEN TIMES ITS CURRENT SIZE, AND THEN I WANT THAT KEPT SECRET AS YOU DONATE MY BODY GIVEN TO ONE OF THOSE PLASTICIZATION EXHIBITS.
Panel 3: An exterior shot of their house at night.
Panel 4: Close-up on Charlotte.
Charlotte: ALMOST ANYTHING, DEAR. I THINK YOU CAN BUY WHALE DICKS IN JAPAN?
Votey:
A hand-lettered caption reads (decorative/illegible text styled like cursive). Below it, a sketch of a dog lying on its side, with several smaller doodle shapes around it.
Man: CHARLOTTE, WHEN I DIE...
Charlotte: ANYTHING DEAR, ANYTHING.
Panel 2: Close-up on the man.
Man: I WANT MY DONG SURGICALLY ENLARGED TO TEN TIMES ITS CURRENT SIZE, AND THEN I WANT THAT KEPT SECRET AS YOU DONATE MY BODY GIVEN TO ONE OF THOSE PLASTICIZATION EXHIBITS.
Panel 3: An exterior shot of their house at night.
Panel 4: Close-up on Charlotte.
Charlotte: ALMOST ANYTHING, DEAR. I THINK YOU CAN BUY WHALE DICKS IN JAPAN?
Votey:
A hand-lettered caption reads (decorative/illegible text styled like cursive). Below it, a sketch of a dog lying on its side, with several smaller doodle shapes around it.
Alt text
A four-panel comic. Panel 1: an elderly man in bed beside his elderly wife says, "Charlotte, when I die..." She replies, "Anything dear, anything." Panel 2: close-up on the man, who continues with a bizarre last request: he wants his "dong" surgically enlarged to ten times its size, kept secret, and his body donated to a plastination (body-preservation) exhibit. Panel 3: an exterior night view of their house. Panel 4: close-up on Charlotte, who now hedges: "Almost anything, dear. I think you can buy whale dicks in Japan?" The joke: she'll grant any wish except that one, and pivots to suggesting he just import a whale's anatomy from Japan instead. Votey aftercomic: a loosely hand-drawn doodle of a dog lying on its side with scribbled cursive text above it.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.