confession-2
Original: confession-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bare-shouldered man (seen from behind/side, dark hair) speaks to a woman with curly red hair.
Man: "Sally... I have a confession. I'm actually just a threesome MIMIC."
Panel 2:
The red-haired woman (Sally) recoils, mouth open in shock.
Sally: "WHAT?!"
The man stands facing her, and two small dark tufts of hair on his shoulders are visible.
Votey:
Close-up of the man, smiling smugly and gesturing toward his shoulder.
Man: "The shoulder hair is implants!"
A bare-shouldered man (seen from behind/side, dark hair) speaks to a woman with curly red hair.
Man: "Sally... I have a confession. I'm actually just a threesome MIMIC."
Panel 2:
The red-haired woman (Sally) recoils, mouth open in shock.
Sally: "WHAT?!"
The man stands facing her, and two small dark tufts of hair on his shoulders are visible.
Votey:
Close-up of the man, smiling smugly and gesturing toward his shoulder.
Man: "The shoulder hair is implants!"
Alt text
A two-panel comic. Panel 1: a bare-shouldered man with dark hair leans toward a woman with curly red hair and says, "Sally... I have a confession. I'm actually just a threesome MIMIC." Panel 2: the red-haired woman, named Sally, recoils with her mouth open and shouts "WHAT?!" The man stands facing her, and there are two small tufts of dark hair on his shoulders. Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the man smiling smugly and pointing toward his shoulder, saying "The shoulder hair is implants!" The joke: he is a creature that disguises itself as a threesome, and the body hair meant to make him look like multiple people is fake.
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.