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Panel 1
Man with reddish hair (standing, in red shirt): WOW. YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW WHO PUTS THE WORD "FINAL" IN A DOCUMENT EXACTLY WHEN IT'S THE FINAL VERSION. NO "FINAL18" OR "FINAL_THISONE_FORREALV12."
Woman (seated at a computer, in teal/green shirt): IT'S ALL ABOUT ORGANIZATION, BABY.

Caption below the comic:
Filenaming Strategy:
the first time you want to write "Final" on a document, call it "FinalDraft_versionNegative400"

Votey:
Same man (close-up of his face, hand-drawn sketch style): YOU CAN ALSO PROJECT FILE NUMBERING INTO THE IMAGINARY PLANE.

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A two-panel-wide single scene. A man with reddish hair in a red shirt stands talking to a woman seated at a desktop computer in a teal shirt. He says, "Wow. You're the only person I know who puts the word 'final' in a document exactly when it's the final version. No 'Final18' or 'Final_thisone_forrealv12.'" She replies, "It's all about organization, baby." A caption beneath reads: "Filenaming Strategy: the first time you want to write 'Final' on a document, call it 'FinalDraft_versionNegative400'." The joke: she avoids the endless 'final-final' renaming spiral by starting her version numbers deep in the negatives so the true final still lands at a sensible number. Votey (aftercomic): a rough hand-drawn close-up of the man's startled face saying, "You can also project file numbering into the imaginary plane."

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.