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special-2

Original: special-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

Transcript

Panel 1:
Child (a small girl with curly hair): MOMMY WHAT ARE THOSE MONKEYS DOING TO EACH OTHER?

Panel 2:
Mother (a woman with glasses and shoulder-length hair): THEY ARE DOING A VERY SPECIAL KIND OF MOMMY AND DADDY HUG.

Panel 3:
Child: VERY VERY SPECIAL.

Panel 4:
Mother: LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER A WHILE AND ARE TRYING TO KEEP THINGS FRESH.
(Behind them, a monkey appears to be mounting another monkey that is positioned on a wheeled cart or wheelchair-like contraption.)

Votey:
Caption above the panel: MY MORNING
A man (shown as a tired face) thinks/says: JEEZ I'M TIRED. IT'S REALLY HARD TO FOCUS ON THIS CARTOON MONKEY FETISH DRAWING.

Alt text

A four-panel comic. Panel 1: a small curly-haired girl asks her mother, "Mommy what are those monkeys doing to each other?" Panel 2: the mother, a woman with glasses, calmly replies, "They are doing a very special kind of mommy and daddy hug." Panel 3: the girl repeats, "Very very special." Panel 4: the mother explains, "Looks like they've been together a while and are trying to keep things fresh," while in the background two monkeys are shown mating in an elaborate position, with one mounted on a wheeled cart-like contraption. Votey aftercomic, captioned "My morning": a close-up of an exhausted-looking man who says, "Jeez I'm tired. It's really hard to focus on this cartoon monkey fetish drawing" — revealing that the cartoonist spent the morning laboriously drawing the kinky monkey scene from the last panel.

Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.