freaky-2
Original: freaky-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man (praying): God, why do we exist?
God (voice, in a speech bubble): It's a fetish behavior.
Panel 2:
Man: Huh?
God: What's a fetish behavior? It's a thing that makes no sense unless the whole point is that it's for sex.
Panel 3:
God: Why do humans exist? Reproduction.
Panel 4:
God: From which it follows that human existence is a fetish behavior.
Man: I... huh.
Panel 5:
Man (in silhouette): Okay, but that doesn't explain why YOU made us.
God (voice): Mind your own goddamn business!
Votey:
God (voice, in a large speech bubble above the man): Forget I'm even watching.
Man (praying): God, why do we exist?
God (voice, in a speech bubble): It's a fetish behavior.
Panel 2:
Man: Huh?
God: What's a fetish behavior? It's a thing that makes no sense unless the whole point is that it's for sex.
Panel 3:
God: Why do humans exist? Reproduction.
Panel 4:
God: From which it follows that human existence is a fetish behavior.
Man: I... huh.
Panel 5:
Man (in silhouette): Okay, but that doesn't explain why YOU made us.
God (voice): Mind your own goddamn business!
Votey:
God (voice, in a large speech bubble above the man): Forget I'm even watching.
Alt text
A five-panel comic in which a bald man converses with God, whose replies appear as disembodied speech bubbles. The man prays, "God, why do we exist?" God answers, "It's a fetish behavior." The man says "Huh?" and God explains: "What's a fetish behavior? It's a thing that makes no sense unless the whole point is that it's for sex." God continues: "Why do humans exist? Reproduction. From which it follows that human existence is a fetish behavior." The man replies, "I... huh." In the final panel the man, now shown in black silhouette, presses back: "Okay, but that doesn't explain why YOU made us." God snaps, "Mind your own goddamn business!" Votey (aftercomic): the man stands silhouetted below a large speech bubble in which God adds, "Forget I'm even watching."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.