eat-3
Original: eat-3 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A man with orange/red hair sits with his eyes closed, thinking contentedly.
Man (thought): Yes. Yes.
Panel 2:
Close-up of the man's face, mouth open, looking determined. A menu is visible in front of him listing items ("Cheese...", "Fried...", "Crispy D...", "Deep Fat...", "Buttered...").
Man (thought): I am going to eat a repulsive amount of EVERYTHING and NOTHING can stop me!
Panel 3:
A woman with dark hair and glasses holds up a credit card, smiling.
Woman: Hey, dinner's on me, and no disagreement!
Panel 4:
The man smiles outwardly while large, jagged lettering above his head shows his internal reaction.
Internal screaming: FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK GODDAMN SHIT FUCK!
Man (out loud): That is SO thoughtful!
Votey:
The man, drawn in a loose sketchy style, speaks with a resigned expression.
Man: I'll have a small something or other.
A man with orange/red hair sits with his eyes closed, thinking contentedly.
Man (thought): Yes. Yes.
Panel 2:
Close-up of the man's face, mouth open, looking determined. A menu is visible in front of him listing items ("Cheese...", "Fried...", "Crispy D...", "Deep Fat...", "Buttered...").
Man (thought): I am going to eat a repulsive amount of EVERYTHING and NOTHING can stop me!
Panel 3:
A woman with dark hair and glasses holds up a credit card, smiling.
Woman: Hey, dinner's on me, and no disagreement!
Panel 4:
The man smiles outwardly while large, jagged lettering above his head shows his internal reaction.
Internal screaming: FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK GODDAMN SHIT FUCK!
Man (out loud): That is SO thoughtful!
Votey:
The man, drawn in a loose sketchy style, speaks with a resigned expression.
Man: I'll have a small something or other.
Alt text
A four-panel SMBC comic. Panel 1: an orange-haired man sits with eyes closed, thinking "Yes. Yes." Panel 2: a close-up of his open mouth and a menu of fried, cheesy, deep-fat foods as he thinks "I am going to eat a repulsive amount of EVERYTHING and NOTHING can stop me!" Panel 3: a smiling woman with glasses holds up a credit card and says "Hey, dinner's on me, and no disagreement!" Panel 4: the man smiles politely and says "That is SO thoughtful!" while giant jagged letters above him scream his true feelings: "FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK GODDAMN SHIT FUCK!" The joke is that being treated to dinner foils his glutton plan, since he now has to order modestly as someone's guest. Votey aftercomic: the same man, sketched loosely with a resigned face, finally orders, saying "I'll have a small something or other."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.