imagine
Original: imagine on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
A bearded, gray-haired professor in glasses stands at a green chalkboard, gesturing, lecturing to an audience of silhouetted students. On the chalkboard is written: "Freshmen orientation".
Professor: IMAGINE YOU SIT AROUND ALL DAY MAKING SHIT UP, BUT THEN IT'S TRUE THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE.
Caption (below panel): The argument in favor of getting a mathematics degree was brief but poignant.
Votey:
A close-up of the same bearded professor with a speech bubble.
Professor: LET'S FIRST DISCUSS THE AXIOM OF DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
A bearded, gray-haired professor in glasses stands at a green chalkboard, gesturing, lecturing to an audience of silhouetted students. On the chalkboard is written: "Freshmen orientation".
Professor: IMAGINE YOU SIT AROUND ALL DAY MAKING SHIT UP, BUT THEN IT'S TRUE THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE.
Caption (below panel): The argument in favor of getting a mathematics degree was brief but poignant.
Votey:
A close-up of the same bearded professor with a speech bubble.
Professor: LET'S FIRST DISCUSS THE AXIOM OF DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT.
Alt text
Main comic (one panel): A gray-bearded professor in glasses stands at a green chalkboard, gesturing toward an audience of silhouetted students. The chalkboard reads "Freshmen orientation." He says, "Imagine you sit around all day making shit up, but then it's true throughout the universe." A caption below reads: "The argument in favor of getting a mathematics degree was brief but poignant." Votey: A close-up of the same professor saying, "Let's first discuss the axiom of do whatever the fuck I want."
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.