weak-2
Original: weak-2 on Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
Transcript
Panel 1:
Man with flame-like red hair (mockingly): Cream and sugar, eh? A burly fellow like you? Like your coffee weak, eh?
Panel 2:
Dark-haired man (the burly man): I need the calories for my construction job.
Panel 3:
Dark-haired man (turning away, stirring his drink): Lot of bricklaying today.
Panel 4:
Dark-haired man: I can't focus on aesthetic strength because I have to have actual strength—
Red-haired man (interrupting, agitated): Recognize that I am better than you!
Votey:
Red-haired man (in a thought/speech bubble, looking distressed): I am drinking the most disgustingly thick coffee available and that is all that is meaningful in my life!
Man with flame-like red hair (mockingly): Cream and sugar, eh? A burly fellow like you? Like your coffee weak, eh?
Panel 2:
Dark-haired man (the burly man): I need the calories for my construction job.
Panel 3:
Dark-haired man (turning away, stirring his drink): Lot of bricklaying today.
Panel 4:
Dark-haired man: I can't focus on aesthetic strength because I have to have actual strength—
Red-haired man (interrupting, agitated): Recognize that I am better than you!
Votey:
Red-haired man (in a thought/speech bubble, looking distressed): I am drinking the most disgustingly thick coffee available and that is all that is meaningful in my life!
Alt text
A four-panel comic. A skinny man with spiky flame-like red hair, glasses, and a suit needles a calm, burly dark-haired man over coffee. Panel 1: the red-haired man mocks, "Cream and sugar, eh? A burly fellow like you? Like your coffee weak, eh?" Panel 2: the dark-haired man replies flatly, "I need the calories for my construction job." Panel 3: turning away to stir his drink, the dark-haired man adds, "Lot of bricklaying today." Panel 4: against a yellow background the dark-haired man says, "I can't focus on aesthetic strength because I have to have actual strength—" and the red-haired man cuts him off, shouting in frustration, "Recognize that I am better than you!" Votey (aftercomic): a close-up of the red-haired man looking pained and intense, declaring, "I am drinking the most disgustingly thick coffee available and that is all that is meaningful in my life!"
Transcribed by Claude Opus 4.8.